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The Internet Ruined Me

Jordan. British. Professional fangirl. Once consumed 20 chicken nuggets in 5 minutes. Sherlock, British comedy, Supernatural, Disney, Breaking Bad, Books, Youtube and other random shizz

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tortillah:

i eat godiva chocolate because i read it as “go diva” and its very encouraging.  like at least this bar of chocolate believes in me

johnlockshipsdestiel:

officialprincewilliam:

officialprincewilliam:

can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?

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you bet jurassican

i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations

lowcutcaesar:

cropthot:

which costs more: weed or liquor? 

God is free. Amen

LET’S MAKE JENSEN ACKLES IN JEAN SHORTS THE MOST REBLOGGED GIF ON TUMBLR

sexkittensam:

dean-and-his-gay-thing:

We did one for Dean so I think it’s about time one for Jensen popped up!

NOW GO

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FINALLY!

A cause I can get behind!

fatallywhimsical:

benedictbooty:

Remember Wendy Davis?

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You know, the badass democrat who fillibustered for 11 hours straight to conserve women’s rights in Texas?

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Well, this wonderful and amazing woman has announced her campaign for Texas governor!

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Let’s show her some goddamn support!

Her opponent, Greg Abbott, is all about “traditional values.”

 What fucking good have “traditional values” ever done for anyone?

Not a goddamn thing, that’s what. Vote for Wendy Davis.

thedreamingbutterfly:

You hear all these “you’re not a real fan unless” and it lists a hundred things, but I met a dude today who saw my Deadpool pin and asked what my favorite story arc was, and I explained that while I loved Deadpool, I was new to Marvel (I only really got into it a year and a half ago) and hadn’t been able to find a lot of the comics. Instead of making a face or a derogatory comment, he just offered to send me all the stuff he had. That is a true fan.

legalmexican:

only airline I take

legalmexican:

only airline I take

bodhiandsoul:


Bruce Lee

you know why they make jokes about chuck norris and not bruce lee? because bruce lee ain’t no joke..

bodhiandsoul:

Bruce Lee

you know why they make jokes about chuck norris and not bruce lee? because bruce lee ain’t no joke..

phantaray:

"i’m going to be the girl and you’re going to be the boy" (x)

See anon, this is what the other person meant.

unamusedsloth:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it during TV interview

me as a parent

boytoynamedtroy:

my kid: whats for dinner

me: THIS FAT ASSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me: *does split on the kitchen table*

popopo77:

feminism chose me when I ate a yorkie as a 10 year old

moonkistprincess:

"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago