If you’re not kissing me what are you really doing with your time?
Jordan. British. Professional fangirl. Once consumed 20 chicken nuggets in 5 minutes. Sherlock, British comedy, Supernatural, Disney, Breaking Bad, Books, Youtube and other random shizz
I will pay you five egg
five wHOLE ENTIRE EGG
HOW DO YOU DO THIS?! I WANT TO DO THIS.
It’s literally showing you how to do it
*cares more about TV show characters and their problems than my own*
He knows what he’s done. But he’s in too deep to back out now.
i want someone who will go on roadtrips with me and listen to a playlist we made together and sing every song with me like its our last one
i’m closer to the age 20 than 10 this isn’t good