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I Drink Tea Sometimes
The Internet Ruined Me

Jordan. British. Professional fangirl. Once consumed 20 chicken nuggets in 5 minutes. Sherlock, British comedy, Supernatural, Disney, Breaking Bad, Books, Youtube and other random shizz

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5265ad:

If you’re not kissing me what are you really doing with your time?

lusavia:

I will pay you five egg

five wHOLE ENTIRE EGG

thesassycat:

asammyg:

HOW DO YOU DO THIS?! I WANT TO DO THIS. 

It’s literally showing you how to do it

mistitled:

*cares more about TV show characters and their problems than my own*

fivehundredrevolutions:

He knows what he’s done. But he’s in too deep to back out now.

fivehundredrevolutions:

He knows what he’s done. But he’s in too deep to back out now.

officialfrenchtoast:

"dinner is ready"

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lindsaylohoean:

i want someone who will go on roadtrips with me and listen to a playlist we made together and sing every song with me like its our last one

k-0nflict:

Lmfaoo

k-0nflict:

Lmfaoo

coluring:

i’m closer to the age 20 than 10 this isn’t good

bisexualdemondean:

I like my women how I like my men. 

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That’s it.

That’s the joke. 

I am bisexual.