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The Internet Ruined Me

Jordan. British. Professional fangirl. Once consumed 20 chicken nuggets in 5 minutes. Sherlock, British comedy, Supernatural, Disney, Breaking Bad, Books, Youtube and other random shizz

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notimefordirtytalk:

You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.

paradisaic:

I can’t go to parties because I turn into a pumpkin at midnight

toptierwaifu:

after a tragic accident denise is inspired by a meme on facebook and decides to change her credit card PIN to the word ‘incorrect’

toptierwaifu:

after a tragic accident denise is inspired by a meme on facebook and decides to change her credit card PIN to the word ‘incorrect’

wispygirl:

Deleted scene from The Fault in Our Stars

I am puking

andrewjacksonjihads:

i want someone who will sit on a rooftop with me at 3 am and shave their head while i shave my head and then hotglue the hair to the roof so the roof will have hair

kalories:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

booksandwildthings:

swagbat:

how game of thrones should end

#khal drogo just #descends from the heavens #on a flaming stallion #punches everyone in the face #and sits his fine dothraki ass down on the iron throne #until daenerys shows up #then he stands #dusts the seat off a bit #and steps aside for his khalessi

booksandwildthings:

swagbat:

how game of thrones should end

#khal drogo just #descends from the heavens #on a flaming stallion #punches everyone in the face #and sits his fine dothraki ass down on the iron throne #until daenerys shows up #then he stands #dusts the seat off a bit #and steps aside for his khalessi

paxamericana:

Happening right now.

paxamericana:

Happening right now.

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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dokibots:

haha! have fun at highschool today NERDS. i’m gonna be doing cool ADULT stuff like sleeping WHENEVER i want and CRYING 

justskippingalong:

THE FADE TO BLACK OH MY GOD I LITERALLY CAN’T BREATHE RIGHT NOW

Interviewer: What would you do if you were girls for a day?
Ashton: I'd see what it'd be like to still play the drums. Cause, ya know, you'd have a bit more on your chest...jiggling around.
Calum: Would you be as agile? Like jumping around onstage, that'd be a bit...
Ashton: We'd need many sports bras.
Interviewer: You'd need a sports bra.
Ashton: *cheekily* But yeah, I'd just try to do what I do....usually.
Calum: *uncontained laughter*
*Interviewers going crazy*
Ashton: But............wait................it..........might be different.

kosherkween:

supersmashkev:

this is on a level that i cannot reach

this is some raven baxter shit